What do Scottish men wear...

Marcus Fox (please-reply-via-newsgroup-th@-i-posted-to.com) wrote:

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 > Is this the photograph?
 > <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg." target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg.</a> (Note - geocities may
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That's not real. Instead, it is an ass painted on his kilt to look real.
I hear it's the latest fashion rage in Japan.


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"Marcus Fox" <please-reply-via-newsgroup-th RemoveThis @-i-posted-to.com> wrote in
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 > "Nik" <spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen RemoveThis @netvigator.com> wrote in message
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  > > "nat" <nat RemoveThis @nonya.nut> wrote in message
  > > news:p1hc40lie8fd8sjmc71o2818qjund1nhhp@usenet...
   > > >
   > > > ...under their kilts ?
  > >
  > > Nothing - a quite famous photo taken here in HK during the rule of the
  > > British shows this as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt during the flag
  > > ceremony in the morning.
 >
 > Is this the photograph?
 > <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg." target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg.</a> (Note - geocities
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Yep it is.

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"Greig Blanchett" <greigb.DeleteThis@nzrfu.com> wrote in message
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 > On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 07:33:56 +0800, "Nik"
 > <spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen.DeleteThis@netvigator.com> wrote:
 >
  > >
  > >"nat" <nat.DeleteThis@nonya.nut> wrote in message
  > >news:p1hc40lie8fd8sjmc71o2818qjund1nhhp@usenet...
   > >>
   > >> ...under their kilts ?
  > >
  > >Nothing - a quite famous photo taken here in HK during the rule of the
  > >British shows this as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt during the flag
  > >ceremony in the morning.
  > >
  > >
  > >Nik.
  > >
 >
 > How could you be sure the wind was blowing up?

Looking at the photo (see Marcus Fox's link above) this seems to be the most
natual explanation. But who knows?

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On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:59:13 +0800, "Nik"
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 >"Greig Blanchett" <greigb.RemoveThis@nzrfu.com> wrote in message
 >news:lhuc40pljbes70uibbnerbrtv737qgcijs@4ax.com...
  >> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 07:33:56 +0800, "Nik"
  >> <spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen.RemoveThis@netvigator.com> wrote:
  >>
   >> >
   >> >"nat" <nat.RemoveThis@nonya.nut> wrote in message
   >> >news:p1hc40lie8fd8sjmc71o2818qjund1nhhp@usenet...
   >> >>
   >> >> ...under their kilts ?
   >> >
   >> >Nothing - a quite famous photo taken here in HK during the rule of the
   >> >British shows this as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt during the flag
   >> >ceremony in the morning.
   >> >
   >> >
   >> >Nik.
   >> >
  >>
  >> How could you be sure the wind was blowing up?
 >
 >Looking at the photo (see Marcus Fox's link above) this seems to be the most
 >natual explanation. But who knows?
 >
 >Nik.
 >

It could have been blowing OUT, if you get my drift.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:59:13 +0800, "Nik"
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 >Looking at the photo (see Marcus Fox's link above) this seems to be the most
 >natual explanation. But who knows?

Oh come on Bomber O'Warrenssen. Anyone with a degree in logic can see
he simply had too much haggis the night before.

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"Greig Blanchett" <greigb DeleteThis @nzrfu.com> wrote in message
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 > On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:59:13 +0800, "Nik"
 > <spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen DeleteThis @netvigator.com> wrote:
 >
  > >
  > >"Greig Blanchett" <greigb DeleteThis @nzrfu.com> wrote in message
  > >news:lhuc40pljbes70uibbnerbrtv737qgcijs@4ax.com...
   > >> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 07:33:56 +0800, "Nik"
   > >> <spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen DeleteThis @netvigator.com> wrote:
   > >>
   > >> >
   > >> >"nat" <nat DeleteThis @nonya.nut> wrote in message
   > >> >news:p1hc40lie8fd8sjmc71o2818qjund1nhhp@usenet...
   > >> >>
   > >> >> ...under their kilts ?
   > >> >
   > >> >Nothing - a quite famous photo taken here in HK during the rule of
the
   > >> >British shows this as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt during the
flag
   > >> >ceremony in the morning.
   > >> >
   > >> >
   > >> >Nik.
   > >> >
   > >>
   > >> How could you be sure the wind was blowing up?
  > >
  > >Looking at the photo (see Marcus Fox's link above) this seems to be
the most
  > >natual explanation. But who knows?
  > >
  > >Nik.
  > >
 >
 > It could have been blowing OUT, if you get my drift.

There's no way in hell I could wear those heels.....not without
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In news:40470308.4509724@news.wn.com.au,
rick boyd <boyd.TakeThisOut@comswest.net.au> radiated into the WorldWideWait:
 > On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:59:13 +0800, "Nik"
 > <spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen.TakeThisOut@netvigator.com> wrote:
 >
  >> Looking at the photo (see Marcus Fox's link above) this seems to
  >> be the most natual explanation. But who knows?
 >
 > Oh come on Bomber O'Warrenssen. Anyone with a degree in logic can
 > see he simply had too much haggis the night before.

??? But, but there IS no such thing as "too much haggis".
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"Marcus Fox" <please-reply-via-newsgroup-th RemoveThis @-i-posted-to.com> wrote in
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   > > >
   > > > ...under their kilts ?
  > >
  > > Nothing - a quite famous photo taken here in HK during the rule of the
  > > British shows this as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt during the flag
  > > ceremony in the morning.
 >
 > Is this the photograph?
 > <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg." target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg.</a> (Note - geocities
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 > and paste into your address bar.)
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 > Marcus

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Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
as Queen Victoria asking
'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
and receiving the reply
'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
© Spike Milligan

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat.RemoveThis@nonya.nut> wrote:

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 >...under their kilts ?<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat.DeleteThis@ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
Wallace) wrote:

 >Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
 >as Queen Victoria asking
 >'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
 >and receiving the reply
 >'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
 >© Spike Milligan
 >
 >On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat.DeleteThis@nonya.nut> wrote:
 >
  >>
  >>...under their kilts ?

Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that!

Ray

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"Whitewolf" <ray.DeleteThis@eirefirst.com> wrote in message
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 > On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat.DeleteThis@ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
 > Wallace) wrote:
 >
  > >Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
  > >as Queen Victoria asking
  > >'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
  > >and receiving the reply
  > >'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
  > >© Spike Milligan
  > >
  > >On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat.DeleteThis@nonya.nut> wrote:
  > >
   > >>
   > >>...under their kilts ?
 >
 > Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that!
 >
 > Ray
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He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
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On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:26:37 GMT, Whitewolf <ray DeleteThis @eirefirst.com> wrote:

 >On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat DeleteThis @ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
 >Wallace) wrote:
 >
  >>Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
  >>as Queen Victoria asking
  >>'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
  >>and receiving the reply
  >>'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
  >>© Spike Milligan
  >>
  >>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat DeleteThis @nonya.nut> wrote:
  >>
   >>>
   >>>...under their kilts ?
 >
 >Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that!

Please, it's almost as old as this one.

"She asked me what was worn under the kilt, so I showed her. She said,
"oh, it's gruesome." I told her to grab hold of it, and it grew some
more."

Works better when spoken, come to think of it.

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On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 23:39:37 -0000, "didgerman" <aw990012.RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote:

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 >"Whitewolf" <ray.RemoveThis@eirefirst.com> wrote in message
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  >> On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat.RemoveThis@ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
  >> Wallace) wrote:
  >>
   >> >Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
   >> >as Queen Victoria asking
   >> >'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
   >> >and receiving the reply
   >> >'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
   >> >© Spike Milligan
   >> >
   >> >On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat.RemoveThis@nonya.nut> wrote:
   >> >
   >> >>
   >> >>...under their kilts ?
  >>
  >> Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that!
  >>
  >> Ray
 >
 >He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
 >you I was ill', which is mildly amusing...

LOL!! is that what it actually says or.... wait a minute, is the great man
gone from us at all? I'd not heard from him or about him in so long and
all...


Ray

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