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(Msg. 31) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:06 am
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On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 00:04:02 GMT, boyd DeleteThis @comswest.net.au (rick boyd) wrote:
>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:26:37 GMT, Whitewolf <ray DeleteThis @eirefirst.com> wrote:
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>>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat DeleteThis @ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
>>Wallace) wrote:
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>>>Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
>>>as Queen Victoria asking
>>>'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
>>>and receiving the reply
>>>'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
>>>© Spike Milligan
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>>>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat DeleteThis @nonya.nut> wrote:
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>>>>...under their kilts ?
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>>Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that! 
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>Please, it's almost as old as this one.
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>"She asked me what was worn under the kilt, so I showed her. She said,
>"oh, it's gruesome." I told her to grab hold of it, and it grew some
>more."
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>Works better when spoken, come to think of it.
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>-- rick boyd
Is that Spike as well?
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(Msg. 32) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:28 am
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Why do they wear kilts...cause sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!!!!!!!!
"Whitewolf" <ray.TakeThisOut@eirefirst.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 23:39:37 -0000, "didgerman" <aw990012.TakeThisOut@hotmail.com>
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> >"Whitewolf" <ray.TakeThisOut@eirefirst.com> wrote in message
> >news:sb4f40l7f58slij9fh640j84irdpc69dsu@4ax.com...
> >> On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat.TakeThisOut@ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
> >> Wallace) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
> >> >as Queen Victoria asking
> >> >'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
> >> >and receiving the reply
> >> >'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
> >> >© Spike Milligan
> >> >
> >> >On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat.TakeThisOut@nonya.nut> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>...under their kilts ?
> >>
> >> Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that!
> >>
> >> Ray
> >
> >He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
> >you I was ill', which is mildly amusing...
>
> LOL!! is that what it actually says or.... wait a minute, is the great man
> gone from us at all? I'd not heard from him or about him in so long and
> all...
>
>
> Ray
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> have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb
> contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin
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<font color=purple> > Website: <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.eirefirst.com</font" target="_blank">http://www.eirefirst.com</font</a>>
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(Msg. 33) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:58 am
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> Lift up his kilt - if he has a quarterpounder then he's a Macdonald...
Little OT, but the best punch line I heard was one of Letterman's Top 10
lists--Top 10 punch lines to Scottish jokes. "She's in the distillery making
Johnnie Walker Red"
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(Msg. 34) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:21 am
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"Whitewolf" <ray RemoveThis @eirefirst.com> wrote in message
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> >He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
> >you I was ill', which is mildly amusing...
>
> LOL!! is that what it actually says or.... wait a minute, is the great man
> gone from us at all? I'd not heard from him or about him in so long and
> all...
Yes he's gone. His gravestone though, doesn't actually say that, which is a
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(Msg. 35) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:53 am
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"rick boyd" <boyd.TakeThisOut@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:26:37 GMT, Whitewolf <ray.TakeThisOut@eirefirst.com> wrote:
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> >On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, pat.TakeThisOut@ANTIJUNKpjw74og.u-net.com (P J
> >Wallace) wrote:
> >
> >>Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
> >>as Queen Victoria asking
> >>'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
> >>and receiving the reply
> >>'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
> >>© Spike Milligan
> >>
> >>On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat <nat.TakeThisOut@nonya.nut> wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>...under their kilts ?
> >
> >Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that!
>
> Please, it's almost as old as this one.
>
> "She asked me what was worn under the kilt, so I showed her. She said,
> "oh, it's gruesome." I told her to grab hold of it, and it grew some
> more."
>
> Works better when spoken, come to think of it.
>
> -- rick boyd
Someone posted a link to an mp3 of this being sung to the bagpiping group a
while ago. I couldn't find the mp3, but the lyrics are still quite amusing.
<a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://tinyurl.com/395sl" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/395sl</a>
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(Msg. 36) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:20 pm
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"Whitewolf" <ray RemoveThis @eirefirst.com> wrote in message
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> >He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
> >you I was ill', which is mildly amusing...
>
> LOL!! is that what it actually says or.... wait a minute, is the great man
> gone from us at all? I'd not heard from him or about him in so long and
> all...
Fraid so. Dear old Spike snuffed it last year some time.
Sadly missed.
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(Msg. 37) Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:22 pm
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"Whitewolf" <ray DeleteThis @eirefirst.com> wrote in message
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> >Works better when spoken, come to think of it.
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> Is that Spike as well?
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No - Spike had a sense of humour.
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(Msg. 38) Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 5:38 pm
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"Benoit Balz" <damonhynes.TakeThisOut@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message > Little OT,
but the best punch line I heard was one of Letterman's Top 10 lists--Top 10
punch lines to Scottish jokes. "She's in the distillery making Johnnie
Walker Red"
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LOL. I've never heard that before and I thought I had heard them all. U got
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(Msg. 39) Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:53 pm
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> "Benoit Balz" <damonhynes DeleteThis @worldnet.att.net> wrote in message > Little OT,
> but the best punch line I heard was one of Letterman's Top 10 lists--Top 10
> punch lines to Scottish jokes. "She's in the distillery making Johnnie
> Walker Red"
> >
>
> LOL. I've never heard that before and I thought I had heard them all. U got
> a url for the complete list?
Sorry-- it was in a book dating back to his NBC days. In other words, really old (!)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: What do Scottish men wear... |
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(Msg. 40) Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:38 pm
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but then the old ones really are the best..
"Damon Scott Hynes" <damonhynes.TakeThisOut@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > "Benoit Balz" <damonhynes.TakeThisOut@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message > Little
OT,
> > but the best punch line I heard was one of Letterman's Top 10 lists--Top
10
> > punch lines to Scottish jokes. "She's in the distillery making Johnnie
> > Walker Red"
> > >
> >
> > LOL. I've never heard that before and I thought I had heard them all. U
got
> > a url for the complete list?
>
> Sorry-- it was in a book dating back to his NBC days. In other words,
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(Msg. 41) Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:46 pm
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(Msg. 42) Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:46 pm
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(Msg. 43) Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:13 pm
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On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 15:46:39 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Lina Morgan
<yajairasmom979.DeleteThis@netscape.net> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... nat <nat.DeleteThis@nonya.nut> wrote:
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... >
... >...under their kilts ?
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... Underwear hopefully, or I'm calling the police.
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(Msg. 44) Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:03 pm
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(Msg. 45) Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:23 pm
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"Lina Morgan" wrote :-
> nat wrote:
> >...under their kilts ?
> Underwear hopefully, or I'm calling the police.
See:-
<a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.angelfire.com/on/lummus/Scotland.html" target="_blank">http://www.angelfire.com/on/lummus/Scotland.html</a>
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