JF Mezei nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nobody.org> wrote :
>If you insist on cross posting this to rec.travel.air, I hope you don't mind
>if we discuss airline related stuff.
What are you complaining about, you've worked harder than anyone to destroy
r.t.a. It's what you wanted, so be happy. All these trolls in r.t.a. are
probably your sock puppets.
(see below for some of JF's best known socks)
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
About
JF MEZEI
(Rev. Mar. 01, 2004)
1. Who is JF Mezei?
Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit
rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the
longest running trolls in usenet history.
***WARNING: JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER. HE FORGES THE NAME AND E-MAIL
ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS THEIR MESSAGES.***
If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor the
control.cancel newsgroup. If you find that he has cancelled your messages,
forward a copies of them to Ralph Doncaster of Istop at ralph.RemoveThis@doncaster.on.ca .
2. How long has he been trolling?
For well over a decade.
3. Where does he live?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Jean-Francois Mezei
86 Harwood Gate
Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
(514) 695-8259
His current e-mail address is jfmezei.RemoveThis@istop.com
4. What makes him such a malicious troll?
His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your
newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day out,
every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen to pleas
to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does not pay
attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just
goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his ears
closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you say!"
5. What does he troll about?
His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He hates the
USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a USA-bashing
fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd posts.
6. What does he hate about the USA?
Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a visceral
hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a happier, better, more
successful version of their country and they can't stand it. Some of JF's
favorite troll bait is "the Bush regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz axis of
evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all
Americans are stupid" etc.
7. What about his sexual trolling?
Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre. Among his
favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's genitalia, sex toys,
circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) ... the list is endless.
8. Circumcision???
Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to insert
circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF was
traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants to Canada,
left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in most of the world.
Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time,
he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he arranged
to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of circumcision
proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a free willy. His main
argument is how much better he was able to masturbate after getting circumcised
without that "pesky foreskin" getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has
made it his mission in life to spread the circumcision gospel.
9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of freaky.
Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects dear
to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially little boy's
foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens. He is also a
tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught to masturbate
early on so that they don't grow up "sexually repressed like Americans".
He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their little
boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper movement,
and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for JF would be a
world full of parents manipulating their little boys' penises.
10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute! Are
you sure about all this stuff?
Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a decade full
of Mezei trolling in there.
11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time like
all trolls do?
Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling
aliases.
12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work?
Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a grown man
who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the newsgroups
all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to ride his bike
down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike.
13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?
Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got past
the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull my
finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow.
14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them, is
that true?
Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker room.
He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker rooms over
the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins. He stalks the men
in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is
left if they have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he spots a
case of phimosis.
15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane asylum!
Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil hat
world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is that he
sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him, especially the
USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about.
What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system was
"killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting trains,
writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard like a good
freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events that made him
fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and
their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So paranoid is
he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees
went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover up the Air
Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of the crash
investigation. He has never recovered from this.
16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!
His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some ancient,
arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken seriously for
decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social dropouts who share
his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax days of yore. It's
really pathetic!
17. Where else does he hang out?
can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer
groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the
sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it relentlessly
with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous for. But they ran
him off that group and he had to go crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail
between his legs, licking his wounds.
18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't troll.
Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he slips
in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects comp.os.vms, and,
more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling activities from them so they
won't find out what a major netkook he is.
19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of psycho
he is!
Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while you're at
it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too. And to
alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.
20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?
Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to:
abuse.RemoveThis@istop.com
abuse.RemoveThis@sympatico.ca
abuse.RemoveThis@bellglobal.com
For personal attention, you may contact Ralph Doncaster at Istop directly at
ralph.RemoveThis@doncaster.on.ca.
And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email it to
people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers and magazines
that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or Canada, etc.
*** APPENDIX ***
List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years. This is
only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a full list.
jfmezei.RemoveThis@istop.com
jfmezei.spamnot.RemoveThis@istop.com
jfmezei.RemoveThis@videotron.ca
jfmezei.RemoveThis@vl.videotron.ca
nospam.jfmezei.RemoveThis@videotron.ca
"jfmezei"@videotron.ca[nospam]
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nobody.com>
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nobody.net>
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nobody.org>
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nobody.info>
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nobody.int>
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@nothing.nil>
nobody <nobody.RemoveThis@null.dev>
muklak <muklak.RemoveThis@eskimo.net>
Sheep skin <sheep.RemoveThis@station.au>
snowy squirrel <squirrel.RemoveThis@nest.tree>
Conspiracy Theory <conspiracy.RemoveThis@theory.org>
Lou Raccoon <L.Raccoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Flapping Labias <flabia.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Throbbing vulva <t.vulva.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Twin Gonads <two.RemoveThis@gonads.com>
Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Raised Organ <R.Organ.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Popped Cherry <P.Cherry.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Monica Lewinski <billclinton.RemoveThis@westchester.com>
Deep Fried Foreskin <dff.RemoveThis@mcdonalds.com>
Aroma of Smegma <aroma.RemoveThis@chanel.org>
Wet fart <w.Fart.RemoveThis@smell.org>
Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Inserted Finger <I.Finger.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Pubic Nair <shaved.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Pre Khum <P.Khum.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Fren Ullum <F.Ullum.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid.RemoveThis@onani.org>
Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot.RemoveThis@onani.org>
Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot.RemoveThis@drevil.com>
Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit.RemoveThis@weirdnames.org>
Wan Itbad <W.Itbad.RemoveThis@inneed.org>
Wan Towank <W.ToWank.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Wan Tolik <w.tolik.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Testos Terone <t.terone.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Upper Gonad <U.Gonad.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Right Gonad <R.Gonad.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Left Gonad <L.Gonad.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Nose Hair <n.hair.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Corpus Cavernus <manhood.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Armpit moisture <armpit.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Onani Room <onani.RemoveThis@hotels.com>
Arnie's Banana <weiner.RemoveThis@terminator.com>
Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Vas Deferens <V.deferens.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Naked Canuck <N.canuck.RemoveThis@naturists.org>
Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks.RemoveThis@arnold.org>
Notable Exception <N.exception.RemoveThis@untied.com>
Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid.RemoveThis@piercings.org>
Limp Tomato <limp.tomato.RemoveThis@vegetables.org>
Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings.RemoveThis@piercings.org>
Banana Underpants <B.Underpants.RemoveThis@hillfiger.org>
Naval Lint <navel.RemoveThis@lint.mil>
Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Empty Stomach <E.Stomach.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Full Stomach <f.stomach.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Smelly Cat <S.Cat.RemoveThis@friends.nbc.com>
Torn Ligament <T.Ligament.RemoveThis@anatomy.org>
Art Tistic <A.Tistic.RemoveThis@modern.museum>
Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Wet Racoon <W.Racoon.RemoveThis@wildnerness.org>
Mad Racoon <M.Racoon.RemoveThis@wildlife.org>
Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon.RemoveThis@mcdonalds.com>
Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon.RemoveThis@fauna.org>
Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Thirsty Raccoon <T.Raccoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Johnny Raccoon <J.Racoon.RemoveThis@wilderness.org>
Oshi Santo <O.Santo.RemoveThis@nx01.starfleet.org>
Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko.RemoveThis@nx01.starfleet.org>
T.Yellow <T.Yellow.RemoveThis@nowhere.com>
Q <queue.RemoveThis@continuum.net>
Borg Queen <1of1.RemoveThis@borg.org>
Ronald Wilkerson <wilkersonr.RemoveThis@sympatico.ca>
John Balterman <j.balterman.RemoveThis@sympatico.ca>
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